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| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
|---|---|
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
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